Inspire Uneasiness.

My friend Sean and I used to make new answering machine messages almost every day. Here’s one. Maybe he’ll me show you some more someday.

Also, new internet!

I had a four day weekend (Misty only had two), so I made the most of it by driving all over northern California, and learning a new skill. If you love driving, this video is for you.

Music: a little Rufus, a little Britney, and a little Scott.

My wife hates spiders. This both tells you why, and shows me valiantly defending my wife’s honor. Enjoy at your own risk, arachnaphobes.

Music: “Spider Pig” by Hans Zimmer

Five clips, Five seconds each.

All but one were taken the same night, while we ate dinner and played Ticket to Ride, the greatest game ever. Then I decided to get in shape and do the dishes.

Misty and I bought a new camera, and I just had to try it out. Results are in the video, and I think they turned out pretty well.

Note: The flash compression makes it hard to tell a difference between the cameras, but if you look closely, it’s there.